The Chapter Titles Were So Good

• In which the podcast suffers from growing pains.

• Duration: 19:25
• Released: 2012-8-5

• In which shell-shocked Colonels frequently drown puppies.

• Duration: 20:08
• Released: 2012-8-12

• In which Stans are compared, and Regular Tom is ableist against wizards who can't apparate.

• Duration: 20:21
• Released: 2012-8-19

• In which Ron buys an ice cream sundae every fifteen minutes, and causes the rest of the series to happen.

• Duration: 20:45
• Released: 2012-8-26

• In which a wizard does not walk, and love potion jokes are never funny.

• Duration: 17:33
• Released: 2012-9-2

• In which time is italicized.

• Duration: 21:34
• Released: 2012-9-9

• With special guest David Q. Byrne
• In which milk is soured by malevolence, and Ron cuts a beautiful root.

• Duration: 17:52
• Released: 2012-9-16

• In which Hermione is insensitively logical, and a silver arrow is fired... hilariously!

• Duration: 20:34
• Released: 2012-9-23

• In which Dumbledore bestows his legacy upon a Weasley of the Future, and Grindelwald takes a nice nap.

• Duration: 17:06
• Released: 2012-9-30

• With special guest Laura Cato
• In which the Marauders kicked it before they kicked it, and it had to have been a valuable sapling.

• Duration: 24:34
• Released: 2012-10-7

• In which the dormitory door opens, and the chapter is actually entitled The Firebolt.

• Duration: 19:59
• Released: 2012-10-14

• In which a silvery Peter emerges.

• Duration: 23:44
• Released: 2012-10-21

• In which knives are distributed and Percy is the only one getting in that toast with her, you know what I'm saying Harry?

• Duration: 16:36
• Released: 2012-10-28

• In which Harry appears to Mr. Tom a wet noodle, and things get political just in time for election day.

• Duration: 20:23
• Released: 2012-11-4

• In which Hemione smacks Peter in the face, and skinks are real.

• Duration: 20:36
• Released: 2012-11-11

• In which Snape hears an artist-unknown prophecy and Hagrid has to drink four gallons of milk.

• Duration: 21:40
• Released: 2012-11-18

• In which a new house is declared, and Harry is prepared to murder a cat.

• Duration: 16:14
• Released: 2012-11-25

• In which the Marauders play fun games by moonlight, and Ron leaves.

• Duration: 23:35
• Released: 2012-12-2

• In which the mere inclusion of a bear changes everything.

• Duration: 20:04
• Released: 2012-12-9

• In which a question goes unanswered, and Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs is literally practically nitwit blubber oddment tweak.

• Duration: 16:47
• Released: 2012-12-16

• In which Crookshanks saves everyone, and an open can of worms is mostly empty.

• Duration: 20:22
• Released: 2012-12-30

• In which Harry checks his chocolate privelege, and Hagrid is taken to task for being mentally lazy.

• Duration: 21:11
• Released: 2013-1-6