The Chapter Titles Were So Good

• In which Frank Bryce calls out a murderer, and a baby is mean to Peter Pettigrew.

• Duration: 23:51
• Released: 2013-2-3

• In which Nintendo drives a hard bargain, and Voldemort releases a new album.

• Duration: 20:00
• Released: 2013-2-10

• In which Vernon reads a newspaper article about body shaming.

• Duration: 19:59
• Released: 2013-2-17

• In which the goblin of fire is extinguished, and Hagrid breathes heavily.

• Duration: 14:04
• Released: 2013-2-24

• With special guest Chas Lilly
• In which this cranberry vodka tastes like toffee.

• Duration: 19:14
• Released: 2013-3-3

• In which Mr. Weasley desecrates a sacrament.

• Duration: 18:38
• Released: 2013-3-10

• In which Harry pays twenty galleons for a piece of cheese, and Mr. Tom would be down for something a little more casual and one-time-only.

• Duration: 23:32
• Released: 2013-3-17

• In which they might be invisible giants, and Krum does the math wrong.

• Duration: 22:49
• Released: 2013-3-24

• In which Voldemort shops at Hot Topic, and Mr. Tom makes heavy and dark marks.

• Duration: 22:15
• Released: 2013-3-31

• With special guest Ali Jardz
• In which magical sex-ed is taught, and magical home-ec is not taught.

• Duration: 20:09
• Released: 2013-4-7

• In which the Squid has a secret.

• Duration: 15:21
• Released: 2013-4-14

• In which Jo writes a terrible English paper, and Slytherin takes his prong.

• Duration: 19:45
• Released: 2013-4-21

• With special guest Margaret Kammer
• In which Hogwarts finds a way around child labor laws, and wizards are metaphored to death.

• Duration: 23:14
• Released: 2013-4-28

• In which Barty Crouch, Jr. is doing a good job.

• Duration: 22:41
• Released: 2013-5-5

• In which nothing is fine and love kills.

• Duration: 21:14
• Released: 2013-5-12

• In which God is omnipresent, and you gotta ask the house elves if you want to play Scrabble.

• Duration: 24:31
• Released: 2013-5-19

• With special guest Laura Cato
• In which Harry didn't bark at all, and Rabbit is totally a Slytherin.

• Duration: 20:56
• Released: 2013-5-26

• In which we learn what wood Krum wand come from.

• Duration: 21:02
• Released: 2013-6-2

• In which Harry is mad at pajamas.

• Duration: 17:42
• Released: 2013-6-9

• In which Harry has been wearing a hat the whole time.

• Duration: 26:31
• Released: 2013-6-16

• In which dragons are naked and slavery is fine.

• Duration: 22:46
• Released: 2013-6-23

• In which babies should be held responsible for their choices.

• Duration: 21:34
• Released: 2013-6-30

• With special guest Kelly Dickinson
• In which Ron glosses over a dinosaur, and Krum flies over a mountain.

• Duration: 22:07
• Released: 2013-7-7

• In which sock puppets are hilarious, and Harry makes an egg sandwich.

• Duration: 16:23
• Released: 2013-7-14

• In which Harry takes a big fat fake Greek bath.

• Duration: 17:47
• Released: 2013-7-21

• In which Dumbledore doesn't kill Ron, and no Squid is a miracle.

• Duration: 20:21
• Released: 2013-7-28

• In which the second task was an inside job, and they should have brought one banana.

• Duration: 19:55
• Released: 2013-8-4

• In which This Is Dead.

• Duration: 21:15
• Released: 2013-8-11

• In which Jo did not make up a fake name for "Hippogriffs."

• Duration: 19:36
• Released: 2013-8-18

• In which Fawkes attends an AA meeting, and Dumbledore doesn't care.

• Duration: 17:40
• Released: 2013-8-25

• In which Mr. Tom has never given attention or love to a snake.

• Duration: 18:33
• Released: 2013-9-1

• In which Voldemort's ability to reach things is extended.

• Duration: 14:42
• Released: 2013-9-8

• In which the Dark Lord wastes an hour of everyone's evening.

• Duration: 18:44
• Released: 2013-9-15

• In which all the ghostly things are whispering.

• Duration: 21:11
• Released: 2013-9-22

• With special guest Ryan Thompson
• In which a fetus flees to Cuba, and Months of a Squeaky Winky.

• Duration: 23:17
• Released: 2013-9-29

• In which Peter brews the saddest potion, and Jo turns.

• Duration: 22:06
• Released: 2013-10-6

• In which the guy you thought was the guy is not the guy.

• Duration: 18:30
• Released: 2013-10-13