The Chapter Titles Were So Good

a podular broadcast (or "pod cast") about the Harry Potter series

Year 1 -
Harry Potter and the
Philosophorcerer's Stone

In which yer a wizard, Harry.

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# Title
1.01
  • In which Mr. Tom concludes that Rowling was far more whimsical back in the day, and Regular Tom has a religious experience.
  • Duration: 16:19
  • Released: 2011-11-20

1.02 warning
  • Content warning:
  • Discussion of Child Abuse
  • In which a pleasant trip to the zoo suddenly becomes a chilling study in the horrors of child abuse, and The Peter questions the existence of the Dark Lord's genitalia.
  • Duration: 17:24
  • Released: 2011-11-27

1.03
  • In which Regular Tom pitches his Vernon Dursley biopic, and Mr. Tom notes a grammatical error.
  • Duration: 16:45
  • Released: 2011-12-4

1.04
  • In which Hagrid's job is under review, and the National Guard of Wizards is called in to deal with a difficult situation.
  • Duration: 15:19
  • Released: 2011-12-11

1.05
  • In which The Peter investigates goblin culture, and Mr. Tom loves the names of things.
  • Duration: 17:19
  • Released: 2011-12-18

1.06
  • In which the National Health Service deals with a magical problem, an Owl-Owner's Convention is organized, and Ron faces an existential crisis.
  • Duration: 17:31
  • Released: 2011-12-25

1.07
  • In which Rowling crafts an ecosystem of sorting, Regular Tom lives the dream, and Dumbledore quirks it up like a manic pixie dream girl.
  • Duration: 18:02
  • Released: 2012-1-1

1.08
  • In which the journalistic integrity of the Daily Prophet is called into question, the wizard obesity epidemic is addressed, and there is a plot.
  • Duration: 16:49
  • Released: 2012-1-8

1.09
  • In which an ancient Hogwarts conspiracy is investigated and Ron demonstrates concern for animal fitness.
  • Duration: 15:56
  • Released: 2012-1-15

1.10
  • In which McGonagall totally drops the ball (more than once), and it is not recognized that causality is a thing.
  • Duration: 16:52
  • Released: 2012-1-22

1.11
  • In which homoerotic subtext, and sports.
  • Duration: 16:39
  • Released: 2012-1-29

1.12
  • In which Dumbledore plays the Joe Paterno to Quirell's Jerry Sandusky, and Mr. Tom is a little bit confused and not sure what he wants.
  • Duration: 16:30
  • Released: 2012-2-5

1.13
  • In which Nicolas Flamel is Satan, and Malfoy is valued at 0.0833 Nevilles.
  • Duration: 15:26
  • Released: 2012-2-12

1.14
  • In which Brian Jacques becomes repetitive, stoats are hunted for their flesh, and Brian Jacques becomes repetitive.
  • Duration: 16:42
  • Released: 2012-2-19

1.15
  • In which we meet Franz, and a contest is proposed.
  • Duration: 16:52
  • Released: 2012-2-26

1.16
  • In which Harry Potter becomes very briefly serious, and Ron Weasley's chess skills come under scrutiny.
  • Duration: 16:21
  • Released: 2012-3-4

1.17
  • In which Voldemort finds a clever work-around to fulfill the prophecy, Dumbledore shows the Slytherins what's up, and Harry Potter enjoys the best night of his life.
  • Duration: 17:44
  • Released: 2012-3-11