The Chapter Titles Were So Good

a podular broadcast (or "pod cast") about the Harry Potter series

Year 5 -
Harry Potter and the
Order of the Phoenix

In which hem hem.

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# Title
5.01
  • In which Harry and Dudley live in a "neighborhood," and Mr. Tom's teen angst is a plot hole.
  • Duration: 19:50
  • Released: 2014-1-5

5.02 guest
  • With special guest Itsamemyleo
  • In which Vernon grooms himself, and Harry doesn't do anything.
  • Duration: 23:05
  • Released: 2014-1-12

5.03
  • In which Dedalus is sleepy, Emmeline is murdered, and they go on brooms.
  • Duration: 16:19
  • Released: 2014-1-19

5.04
  • In which SHOUTING is DISCUSSED.
  • Duration: 16:34
  • Released: 2014-1-26

5.05
  • In which sticking is a kind of death, and Dumbledore knows about Arthur's glasses.
  • Duration: 17:01
  • Released: 2014-2-2

5.06
  • In which James is a hanger, and olives are gross.
  • Duration: 22:43
  • Released: 2014-2-9

5.07
  • In which HP's philanthropic efforts are nothing to write home about.
  • Duration: 19:19
  • Released: 2014-2-16

5.08
  • In which Fudge looks like an eggplant and plays Simon Says.
  • Duration: 19:52
  • Released: 2014-2-23

5.09
  • In which prefects are real.
  • Duration: 22:36
  • Released: 2014-3-2

5.10
  • In which horses thestral, and Lee Jordan offers a compliment.
  • Duration: 22:21
  • Released: 2014-3-9

5.11
  • in which Harry would rather be eating, and the hat takes it and turns it.
  • Duration: 24:56
  • Released: 2014-3-16

5.12
  • In which Harry oughta take up a hobby.
  • Duration: 15:19
  • Released: 2014-3-23

5.13 warning
  • Content warning:
  • Discussion of Child Abuse
  • In which Minerva doesn't really get Twitter.
  • Duration: 18:35
  • Released: 2014-3-30

5.14
  • In which dinosaurs don't exist, clocks probably do, and Hermione winces for Ron.
  • Duration: 20:29
  • Released: 2014-4-6

5.15
  • In which professor Grubbly-Plank is completely unobjectionable from any reasonable perspective.
  • Duration: 24:35
  • Released: 2014-4-13

5.16
  • In which Ernie is pompous and kittens are Vanished.
  • Duration: 20:33
  • Released: 2014-4-20

5.17
  • In which a Ghost Seer and a Goblin Dragon walk into a bar.
  • Duration: 27:40
  • Released: 2014-4-27

5.18
  • In which Death Eaters laugh and eat a salad, and a little bit of magic goes a long way.
  • Duration: 26:07
  • Released: 2014-5-4

5.19
  • In which Hermione was not wearing an additional head on top of her head.
  • Duration: 18:41
  • Released: 2014-5-11

5.20
  • In which Hermione makes a long cut in the fabric of the universe through which she can enter the fourth dimension.
  • Duration: 20:20
  • Released: 2014-5-18

5.21
  • In which a tall, majestic, beautiful man wears a pillowcase, and Hall and Oates.
  • Duration: 20:23
  • Released: 2014-5-25

5.22
  • In which St. Mungo tends a fire.
  • Duration: 24:12
  • Released: 2014-6-1

5.23
  • In which Ward Longbottom finally speaks.
  • Duration: 25:54
  • Released: 2014-6-8

5.24
  • In which Snape is a singularly effective instrument of the complete terribleness that he authentically desires to be.
  • Duration: 21:37
  • Released: 2014-6-15

5.25
  • In which a laugh belongs here.
  • Duration: 22:23
  • Released: 2014-6-22

5.26
  • In which Harry and Cho get back together, and one of Snape's worst memories is seen.
  • Duration: 23:30
  • Released: 2014-6-29

5.27
  • In which all divination sucks, and Hermione is mean to a horse.
  • Duration: 21:59
  • Released: 2014-7-6

5.28
  • In which Harry Potter gets a job at JC Penny and humanizes a squib.
  • Duration: 17:49
  • Released: 2014-7-13

5.29
  • In which there are ten jobs in the world, and Mr. Tom loves telling lies.
  • Duration: 19:43
  • Released: 2014-7-20

5.30
  • In which Filch is a different person.
  • Duration: 21:53
  • Released: 2014-7-27

5.31
  • In which Harry, a fifth year student, sits his O.W.L. exams, and Voldemort wants none of your amazing chicken.
  • Duration: 21:47
  • Released: 2014-8-3

5.32
  • In which Lee Jordan never had a chance.
  • Duration: 23:51
  • Released: 2014-8-10

5.33
  • In which Harry gets ready for his annual May adventure, and Mr. Tom burrows.
  • Duration: 17:46
  • Released: 2014-8-17

5.34
  • In which we have to overcome the mysterious egg.
  • Duration: 15:44
  • Released: 2014-8-24

5.35
  • In which Rookwood is on probation, and Hermione didn't kill baby Hitler.
  • Duration: 13:41
  • Released: 2014-8-31

5.36
  • In which Dumbledore, enemy of Voldemort, fights Voldemort, and Fawkes horcruxes the moon.
  • Duration: 20:01
  • Released: 2014-9-7

5.37
  • In which Harry Potter's heart generates love.
  • Duration: 23:19
  • Released: 2014-9-14

5.38
  • In which Luna is helpful, Hagrid is not, and Nick is neither here nor there.
  • Duration: 23:33
  • Released: 2014-9-21