The Chapter Titles Were So Good

• In which Harry and Dudley live in a "neighborhood," and Mr. Tom's teen angst is a plot hole.

• Duration: 19:50
• Released: 2014-1-5

• With special guest Itsamemyleo
• In which Vernon grooms himself, and Harry doesn't do anything.

• Duration: 23:05
• Released: 2014-1-12

• In which Dedalus is sleepy, Emmeline is murdered, and they go on brooms.

• Duration: 16:19
• Released: 2014-1-19

• In which SHOUTING is DISCUSSED.

• Duration: 16:34
• Released: 2014-1-26

• In which sticking is a kind of death, and Dumbledore knows about Arthur's glasses.

• Duration: 17:01
• Released: 2014-2-2

• In which James is a hanger, and olives are gross.

• Duration: 22:43
• Released: 2014-2-9

• In which HP's philanthropic efforts are nothing to write home about.

• Duration: 19:19
• Released: 2014-2-16

• In which Fudge looks like an eggplant and plays Simon Says.

• Duration: 19:52
• Released: 2014-2-23

• In which prefects are real.

• Duration: 22:36
• Released: 2014-3-2

• In which horses thestral, and Lee Jordan offers a compliment.

• Duration: 22:21
• Released: 2014-3-9

• in which Harry would rather be eating, and the hat takes it and turns it.

• Duration: 24:56
• Released: 2014-3-16

• In which Harry oughta take up a hobby.

• Duration: 15:19
• Released: 2014-3-23

• Content warning:
• Discussion of Child Abuse
• In which Minerva doesn't really get Twitter.

• Duration: 18:35
• Released: 2014-3-30

• In which dinosaurs don't exist, clocks probably do, and Hermione winces for Ron.

• Duration: 20:29
• Released: 2014-4-6

• In which professor Grubbly-Plank is completely unobjectionable from any reasonable perspective.

• Duration: 24:35
• Released: 2014-4-13

• In which Ernie is pompous and kittens are Vanished.

• Duration: 20:33
• Released: 2014-4-20

• In which a Ghost Seer and a Goblin Dragon walk into a bar.

• Duration: 27:40
• Released: 2014-4-27

• In which Death Eaters laugh and eat a salad, and a little bit of magic goes a long way.

• Duration: 26:07
• Released: 2014-5-4

• In which Hermione was not wearing an additional head on top of her head.

• Duration: 18:41
• Released: 2014-5-11

• In which Hermione makes a long cut in the fabric of the universe through which she can enter the fourth dimension.

• Duration: 20:20
• Released: 2014-5-18

• In which a tall, majestic, beautiful man wears a pillowcase, and Hall and Oates.

• Duration: 20:23
• Released: 2014-5-25

• In which St. Mungo tends a fire.

• Duration: 24:12
• Released: 2014-6-1

• In which Ward Longbottom finally speaks.

• Duration: 25:54
• Released: 2014-6-8

• In which Snape is a singularly effective instrument of the complete terribleness that he authentically desires to be.

• Duration: 21:37
• Released: 2014-6-15

• In which a laugh belongs here.

• Duration: 22:23
• Released: 2014-6-22

• In which Harry and Cho get back together, and one of Snape's worst memories is seen.

• Duration: 23:30
• Released: 2014-6-29

• In which all divination sucks, and Hermione is mean to a horse.

• Duration: 21:59
• Released: 2014-7-6

• In which Harry Potter gets a job at JC Penny and humanizes a squib.

• Duration: 17:49
• Released: 2014-7-13

• In which there are ten jobs in the world, and Mr. Tom loves telling lies.

• Duration: 19:43
• Released: 2014-7-20

• In which Filch is a different person.

• Duration: 21:53
• Released: 2014-7-27

• In which Harry, a fifth year student, sits his O.W.L. exams, and Voldemort wants none of your amazing chicken.

• Duration: 21:47
• Released: 2014-8-3

• In which Lee Jordan never had a chance.

• Duration: 23:51
• Released: 2014-8-10

• In which Harry gets ready for his annual May adventure, and Mr. Tom burrows.

• Duration: 17:46
• Released: 2014-8-17

• In which we have to overcome the mysterious egg.

• Duration: 15:44
• Released: 2014-8-24

• In which Rookwood is on probation, and Hermione didn't kill baby Hitler.

• Duration: 13:41
• Released: 2014-8-31

• In which Dumbledore, enemy of Voldemort, fights Voldemort, and Fawkes horcruxes the moon.

• Duration: 20:01
• Released: 2014-9-7

• In which Harry Potter's heart generates love.

• Duration: 23:19
• Released: 2014-9-14

• In which Luna is helpful, Hagrid is not, and Nick is neither here nor there.

• Duration: 23:33
• Released: 2014-9-21