The Chapter Titles Were So Good

a podular broadcast (or "pod cast") about the Harry Potter series

Year 7 -
Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows

In which of course it is happening inside your head.

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# Title
7.01
  • In which nobody needed to come to this meeting.
  • Duration: 27:58
  • Released: 2015-7-19

7.02
  • In which special items should be kept safe down in the center of the big bag.
  • Duration: 25:04
  • Released: 2015-7-26

7.03
  • In which the audience demanded some vague closure for Dirk Dursley.
  • Duration: 17:38
  • Released: 2015-8-2

7.04
  • In which childish tricks with broomsticks are not going to matter, and Harry can do wand-destroying golden fire magic now because why the hell not.
  • Duration: 28:53
  • Released: 2015-8-9

7.05
  • In which our noses keep us weighted to the ground, Dumbledore ends every meeting with poignant last words, and the best Mr. Tom can do is socks.
  • Duration: 23:23
  • Released: 2015-8-16

7.06
  • In which Monica Wilkens is pretty okay, and Peter develops a theory about this book's true authorship.
  • Duration: 24:58
  • Released: 2015-8-23

7.07
  • In which weasels are perfidious and dishonest, and you don't want people to look at you funny in the hallway at your government job when you wave at them.
  • Duration: 20:11
  • Released: 2015-8-30

7.08
  • In which Harry is incognito as a person named Barny, which is unethical.
  • Duration: 22:12
  • Released: 2015-9-6

7.09
  • In which your grandmother can understand magic, and a spell reveals the man.
  • Duration: 21:21
  • Released: 2015-9-13

7.10
  • In which the women were muggles, and muggles bury trash.
  • Duration: 25:07
  • Released: 2015-9-20

7.11
  • In which no one is as important as the ghost minister.
  • Duration: 27:21
  • Released: 2015-9-27

7.12
  • In which I can't relate to hats.
  • Duration: 20:21
  • Released: 2015-10-4

7.13
  • In which, due to a failure of muggle technology, there is very little of Mr. Tom in the episode.
  • Duration: 18:52
  • Released: 2015-10-11

7.14
  • In which the taboo originated in Ancient France, and they should have been digging a pit.
  • Duration: 24:41
  • Released: 2015-10-18

7.15
  • In which they're usually in a big comfy castle.
  • Duration: 22:56
  • Released: 2015-10-25

7.16
  • In which, despite gloom, they relished.
  • Duration: 21:44
  • Released: 2015-11-1

7.17
  • In which Peter doesn't know if a snake can do that, and Harry reads the comments.
  • Duration: 26:43
  • Released: 2015-11-8

7.18
  • In which this is the chapter around which to have the discussion about the question about the representation of Dumbledore's sexuality in the books.
  • Duration: 19:31
  • Released: 2015-11-15

7.19
  • In which Ron conceived of Hermione as "The Girl", and why did this famous wizard have a sword, and you're happy because love and your mother, and maybe Snape enjoyed things.
  • Duration: 33:22
  • Released: 2015-11-22

7.20
  • In which a castle to Hermione, and sublime functionality.
  • Duration: 26:35
  • Released: 2015-11-29

7.21
  • In which some pets are dicks, and it has to be a dingus.
  • Duration: 26:35
  • Released: 2015-12-6

7.22
  • In which Hagrid never gets snatchered in the future, and the and the is okay.
  • Duration: 24:29
  • Released: 2015-12-13

7.23
  • In which Dobby seemed like something else, and Mr. Tom ponders the true meaning of motherhood.
  • Duration: 21:50
  • Released: 2015-12-20

7.24
  • In which Harry promises heavier meat, and you can practice your trumpet solo.
  • Duration: 27:19
  • Released: 2015-12-27

7.25
  • In which a mess of four hands is vigorously shaken, and Harry breathes in some salt.
  • Duration: 27:39
  • Released: 2016-1-3

7.26
  • In which Crookshanks has left, or stayed.
  • Duration: 20:18
  • Released: 2016-1-10

7.27
  • In which less than ghost, and almost something happens.
  • Duration: 27:35
  • Released: 2016-1-17

7.28
  • In which vacant bodies are fine.
  • Duration: 20:03
  • Released: 2016-1-24

7.29
  • In which Jo knew an incompetent person, and Ginny isn't worried about Larry.
  • Duration: 17:39
  • Released: 2016-1-31

7.30
  • In which Ernie Macmillan is somewhere, and Snape flaps to turn.
  • Duration: 31:34
  • Released: 2016-2-7

7.31
  • In which the best junk is destroyed, and all ghost stories are person stories.
  • Duration: 24:33
  • Released: 2016-2-14

7.32
  • In which Mr. Tom, Regular Tom, and The Peter share their favorite phrases of the week.
  • Duration: 34:29
  • Released: 2016-2-21

7.33
  • In which we had the wRONg Weasley.
  • Duration: 27:58
  • Released: 2016-2-28

7.34
  • In which, finally, the truth: he has to die(ish), and Nerveless.
  • Duration: 17:46
  • Released: 2016-3-6

7.35
  • In which Mr. Tom encapsulates, and Peter sees the author here, and Regular Tom is tempted to build a replica of purgatory, and this is a hallucination or Dumbledore's soul come back from heaven and then leave or something in between.
  • Duration: 28:03
  • Released: 2016-3-13

7.36
  • In which Harry and Voldemort don't usually talk this much.
  • Duration: 35:15
  • Released: 2016-3-20

7.37
  • In which magic comes from the future, and Jo says there's no books.
  • Duration: 33:20
  • Released: 2016-3-27